Huwebes, Agosto 16, 2012

the capital-F word

fok, as how the brits would say it. "Fuck" is already universally understood with its crudity. but it is also invoked to incite additional disgust, or express anger or outrage...just by putting, yes thank you, extra exclamation points on the end.

in an urban legend, during the Black Death in the middle ages, towns were trying to control populations due to scarcity of uncontaminated resources. towns were required permission to have children, and couples were to obtain first a royal permission (usually from a local magistrate or lord) and then place a sign somewhere visible from the road in their home that said Fornicating Under Consent of King, later shortened to FUCK.

also, some of these urban legends are that the word fuck came from an Irish law. if a couple were caught committing adultery, they'd be punished For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude, with FUCKIN written on the stocks above them to denote the crime.

if those still apply up to now, we would be meeting each other on the streets wearing tags? haha! uh-oh.

last night i have explored some form of fuckone of the priviledges a free uncommitted bachelorette can enjoy in a no-strings-attached-flirt-and-fling-all-you-want-the-hell-they-care in a so-called "relationship" with this boy i've known just recently.

actually, was not expecting a call from a boy that night. a call?... oh yes a call. we fone fucked. 'twas a first for me. hell i'm sounding cheap again (oh you judmental biatches!) but we all at one point get to experience it. i'm a virgin and i'm taking baby steps if u  know what i mean.

i didn't know what to do at first. i ordered him to guide me and i demanded some instructions, after all i'm a bottom so he has to take charge. he told me to cut my movie and go right to my room. we had to be alone.

he said he's in the mood and he's all set. he's been in his bed prior ready to do it by himself (haha!) when he remembered me. he must have been thinking about me the whole day (charr!). he could not reach me as i was using my other line.

"umungol ka habang nagjajakol ako.." he ordered. "sabay kana rin".

it was very awkward at first but little by little i was able to get the drift. nasasabayan ko na ang boy. maingay xa....pero mas maingay ako. nagwawala. nagpapakawala ng tinatago-tagong pagnanasa at libog.

"magsabi ka kung malapit ka na", as he managed to give another order in-between his salacious growls. he's a beast, a predator. and i'm the prey, a very willing and receptive prey.

the deed didnt last long. but it was surreal and he was there high high above when he came out almost yelling. what he didn't know was that sinasabayan ko lang talaga xa. i was not actually doing it. you know-IT?.. i pretended i came a little late after he did. me hingal pang kasama...haha!

"...fuck that was hot" i texted after.

"ure good. andami haha", he told me.

"yea? 2 bad im not thre 2 lick it all :D" my tease

..and  i was like, HAHAHA! oh boy.
now i like him more.








Martes, Agosto 07, 2012

some spare token

hindi ko akalaing magtext xa, fowarded message pa.
nag-initiate na akong mangumusta. sa kabila ng lahat, kailangan kong lunukin ang pride kasi na-miss ko siyang talaga, kahit inaway niya ako, kahit wala akong kasalanan.

“hi, bnalik mo yata dati mong sim” tanong kong reply sa forwarded message niya..

“oo, bnalik ko na”, maikli niyang sagot.

“musta kana” text niya uli.

“eto nami-miss kna” pa-cute kong ganti. “...k lng ako”

“…ikaw wla ka bang nami-miss? : D” panunukso ko pa.

“hehehe no comment” text niya.

aray.

“..i c. i’l take dat as MERON. :)” pabiro kong sabi. pero medyo nasaktan sa reply niya..

“anu b gngawa mu dyan?” taong niya, mukhang walang ibang masabi..

“preparing 4wrk. D pa ako naliligo l8 na kc gumising” sabi ko nman.

ramdam kong wala sa kanya ang pag-uusap namin, ang pagforward niya ng message ay hindi nangangahulugang gusto na niyang makipag-usap. .marahil marami lang xang load, o kaya unli.

“ahmmp, ganun. cge maligo ka muna..”

hindi ako mapakali, gusto kong itanong sa kanya kung meron pa bang natitirang interes sa kanya upang ipagpatuloy ang nasimulan o hindi na. two weeks ago kasi minessage ko xa sa facebook. ito lang ang paraang pwede kong gawin dahil sinabi kong hindi muna ako magte-text at tatawag pagkatapos ng away..

“ uve read my fb msg ryt? anu na nkapg-isip ka nba?” derecho kong tanong.

hindi siya agad nagrepy…mukhang nag-iisip pa. ang bagal. nawalan na ako ng gana.

“cge, maliligo na muna ako..hintyin ko n lng sagot mu” kinuha ko na ang mga gamit at pumunta na ako ng banyo..

biglang tumunog ang cellphone. nagreply na xa

...pero, tumuloy pa rin ako sa banyo.



Miyerkules, Agosto 01, 2012

exena sa kalye

wala masyadong kadramahan ang post na itwu. pero maikwento na rin lang.

eksena sa kalye: naglalakad ako papuntang opisina nang me sumusunod sa ‘king isang baklang bakla. isang naka-slacks with matching white ruffled blouse at 4in heels, beking sumisitsit-sitsit nagbabaka sakaling pansinin pero hindi ako lumingon. malay ko di rin nman ako sugurado kung ako ba talaga ang sinisitsitan niya. yun ang show niya, at yun rin ang show ko..kebs. walang basagan ng trip.

araw-araw palagi kong nadadaanan ang maliit na hotdog stall sa tabi ng daan na nagtitinda ng, ano pa nga babanana kyoo!

“sir try nyo po, virginia hotdog, sarap po talaga sir..”

o di kaya’y 

“sir oh bili nman po kayo ng virginia hotdog po”.


itwu palagi ang nadidinig ko araw-araw sa ateng nagtitinda  habang ako’y dadaan sa tapat niya. kinukulit niya ang mga dumadaan parte ng trabaho niya. hindi na xa nadala sa akin kahit parati ko xang hindi pinapansin at hindi ako bumibili. ibang hotdog ang trip ko, yung hindi nauubos. choss.

habang papalapit ako at ang titang sumusunod panay na rin ang sitsit ng mga lalakeng nagtitinda ng pirated dvds katabi ng hotdog stall sa bonggang bekahloo kasi nga nman nakakaagaw pansin na xa. tanaw ko na si ateng virginia hotdog at siguradong sasabihin na nman niya ang kanyang usual spiel.

“sir try nyo po, virginia hotdog, sarap po talaga sir..”

hindi ko na lang siya pinansin, yun kasi ang role ko sa buhay niya. deadmadera.

“sir, sir oh try niyo virginia hotdog po..bili po kayo sir..” sabi nman niya sa beking kasunod.

“vagina?”
"mukha ba akong kumakain ng vagina?!!”, sinadyang inisin ng beki ang ateng nagtitinda. halatang nainis sa salitang Sir.

“virginia hotdog po.. baka gusto niyo po i-try, Sir..” kulit pa ni ate.

“hindi ako kumakain niyan! kainin mo na lang yang vagina mo!”, inis pa lalo ng bakla.

dahil doon napalingon na ako at hindi napigilang matawa sa kanilang dalawa. masaya itwu, wagas talaga ang eksena! kayo na mga te! with matching twirl ng hair pa ang bekah. at ngumiti na lang din si ateng vagina hotdog.



...at yun lang ang eksena.

walang masyadong drama.




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