Biyernes, Mayo 15, 2015

a dose of what?

a dose of ejaculate a day keeps the doctor away! so what will happen to the apple now? while this seems to be a joke, there are blogs that are claiming  its validity. it ‘s a quite common practice even before that partners do love to give oral and then swallow their cum. but there might actually be some benefits one could get in downing a mouthful of spunk.

research says the human semen contains natural sugars such as fructose and glucose that fuel the sperms to get through the egg. it contains lactic acid, and nutrients such as magnesium, potassium, and trace amounts of vitamins B12 & C. other ingredients include calcium too, good for the firming and strengthening of the (jaw) bones. lol 

no wonder booze bars nowadays features a variety of their mixes blended with man milk. and to catch more on to the jizz-whiz trend one cookbook—Natural Harvest—included on their recipes food with human semen as ingredient. so you don’t have to gag during, u know…when you’re still not so used to it. i mean, it’s now becoming a part of our daily consumption anyway. if it weren’t.

an average volume of splooge is only about 3/4 teaspoon, but it still varies depending on a man’s age, race & diet, health, & ahemm…frequency of usage. while the semen has an ample amount of zinc, it’s not exactly as protein-packed contrary to what most people believe, considering it technically came from the—eggs.. a single jizz load only contains about 171 milligrams of protein, or about 0.3% daily value for a 2000 calorie diet. if translated into Oral terms,  that means one would still have to do a lot of laborious & jaw cracking blow jobs a day! and that’s gonna dry him up.

most of those nutrients can already be supplemented by your usual (of course healthy) diet however, except only when you really hate cooking that much or, you’re too preoccupied doing with your boyfriend instead of preparing yourselves real food to eat. nevertheless, just be sure you both are clean, healthy, and monogamous. you don’t want to put yourselves at risk of getting chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, or worse HIV.

i have to say, with my very little experience to hanky-panky, swallowing cum has been at the top of my list of to do once i’m gonna have that boyfriend i’ve always been excited about soon, given he’s a total hottie. for sure that would really make him ecstatic.

if it may look as if this is to spur a propaganda for guys to receive more headjobs, i wasn’t being paid for by anybody here. but with all these info given, as convincing as it is that a dose of (uncontaminated) ejaculate a day really keeps the doctor away, the words you ‘ve been wanting to yell after all—i suppose—were "thank" & "you"! ain’t it? :D

Source: Wikipedia The Free Encyclopedia
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Huwebes, Mayo 14, 2015

of all the place

February this year we held a design & construction expo at one of the malls here in our city. xempre me involvement ang beklahvu. medyo malaking event din yon at medyo kumita naman kami… heniwei highway.

so yon. every year kasi itwu, at me mga male at female models kaming hina-hire for the major & minor sponsors. dahil sa sadyang mahilig ako sa lalake (nakakaheeyuhh nomonn hihihi!) me natipuhan akong isang male model namen..ahemm. indeed he was hot, fiery hot, chinito, at xempre tall at gwapo. according to my research, or prior stalking stints sa net, he’s still 20. wow bakla, fresh!! juicy pa itwu. oh kuya!..kuyaahh halika pupunasan kita.. LOL

yet unluckily for me, we never were given any chance of getting introduced to one another. bisi kasi ang unit na hinandle ko saka, palihim lang kasi ako kung lumandi: palihim na nagnanakaw ng tingin, palihim na tumititig, palihim xang hinuhubaran sa isipan, palihim na nagpupunas ng laway kapag sila’y rumarampa na sa stage. so natapos ang event. zero ang bakla. as in wit ke kuyang hottie model. medyo na-sad naman ang keppyular ko.

so that was earlier this february. matagal-tagal din akong di naka-get over sa kanya…lalo na sa mga gabing ako ay di makatulog agad kasi di pa masyadong napagod sa trabaho at sadyang gustong magpagod. Sa mga panahong  ‘yon siya agad ang aking iniisip (sabay lunok ng malaking laway). alam na. *wink!

then came kanina ng umaga habang ako ay nagchi-check ng mga visitors at messages (me messages ba? talaga?!) sa FEE-ARR (PR, saan pa?) nang me napansin akong isang user na kumuha ng aking atensyon. kaya’t minessage ko siya. wow, newbie! alam kong bago kasi halos araw-araw akong OL. hahaha..errr. nagreply naman agad, at sabi pa “wanna trade pics?”. sure! naman ako kaagad xempre, di naman ako mahirap kausap eh at saka, maganda naman ako so gow sagow agad ang show!

nang nagreply na xa with his pix, aba, napalunok na naman ulet ako ng di oras. heto ba naman ang ibigay sayo

hodeebuh? parang gusto mong lumunok na lang ng lumunok? at heto na, parang pamilyar xa teh! si…KUYA? KUYA HEEKOW TOHH!! oo, si kuyang hottie male model sa construction exhibit! surprise kuno ang bakla! na-tins (tense) huhkoow ng bongga mga beks. ow-emm, of all the place pa na inexpect ko, dito pa! hahaha.. talaga nga naman.

naalala niya naman ako agad…at me pahabol pa xang “pls don’t tell anyone”. hmmm?? yoko nguh…di ko alam ano gagawin ko sa nadiskubre. pano ko ba xa maba-black mail?..ahaha! ansama ng ugali. mabaet naman ako eh, at marunong din tumupad sa usapan. pero sa tingin ko mag-iisip nga ako kung anong klaseng blackmail gagawin pag di siya tumupad sa aming pinag-usapan.. hmm? *evil grin* 

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